Christmas Carols for the Disturbed?

1. SCHIZOPHRENIA -- Do You Hear What I Hear?


2. AMNESIA -- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas.


3. NARCISSIST -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing-All About Me.


4. MANIC -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants


5. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are.


6. PARANOID --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me.


7. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.


8. FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER -- You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna Cry; I'm Gonna Pout! -- Maybe I'll Tell You Why .


9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.


10. AGORAPHOBIA -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn't Leave My House.

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed?
I just thought you'd like to know that I liked this one so much I have forwarded it on to my friends across the country, and across the ocean. Thanx for making my day.
Reply:dude, it's hilarious! where'd u get it? got more?
Reply:funny
Reply:11. DYSLEXIA-- Devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa!
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Reply:LOL, I liked them.
Reply:Haha! My mom sent me this this morning in an e-mail.