One day a man walked into a bar and sat down next to a guy with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?"
The guy with the parrot says, "He does more than just talk, watch." The guy lit a match and placed it under the parrots left foot. Then the parrot started singing "Jingle Bells". It was a Christmas Parrot called Chet.
The guy then placed the match under the right foot and the parrot then started to sing "The 12 days of Christmas."
The bartender said, "That's incredible". He then asked, "What does he say when you place them between his feet?"
The guy said, "You know I never tried that, let's see."
When the match was placed between the feet of the Christmas parrot, the parrot began to sing a familiar tune... "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire."
Christmas parrot?
lol really loud that was funny i like it keep going tell me more jokes.
Reply:that was a really good one keep posting more/
Reply:this one's better then the mice joke
Reply:hahahaha
good 1
Reply:hahahahaha very funny
Reply:you go chet :)
Reply:HAHAHAHA that's really funny, i like it
Reply:how hilarious..where do you people get these things.I love it
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