The Christmas Parrot ............?

One day a man walked into a bar and sat down next to a guy with a parrot on his shoulder.





The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?"





The guy with the parrot says, "He does more than just talk, watch." The guy lit a match and placed it under the parrots left foot. Then the parrot started singing "Jingle Bells", it was a Christmas Parrot.


The guy then placed the match under the right foot and the parrot then started to sing "The 12 days of Christmas."





The bartender said, "That's incredible". He then asked, "What does he say when you place them between his feet?"





The guy said, "You know I never tried that, let's see."





When the match was placed between the feet of the parrot the parrot began to sing a familiar tune... "Chesnuts roasting on an open fire."

The Christmas Parrot ............?
he also could have sang ''jingle balls jingle balls ''
Reply:i thought he was just gonna start singing downthumber stick this lit match in your a*s so it gives you a nice warm feeling.....really why do I bother????
Reply:ROTFLMAO!!! That was funny!! My likey!
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!


Roasted chestnuts are great, lol.!!!


10/10.!!!


Cheers Rose.!!!
Reply:Very cute! Have a star***
Reply:now thats a squawker


star awarded
Reply:OMG that is the funniest joke I've ever heard!





Star for you!
Reply:Heard that before where the parrot is called Ches....
Reply:magic lol


have a star
Reply:pmsl hun, hilarious





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Reply:Ramblin R 9/10 keep 'em coming.
Reply:HA HA