What Christmas carols would be heard in a psychiatrist 's office?

christmas carols for the insane


* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?


* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are


* 3. Dementia --- I Think Ill be Home for Christmas


* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me


* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and


Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees


and.....


* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me


* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open


Fire


* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, im Gonna Cry, Im


Gonna Pout, Maybe Ill Tell You Why


* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the


Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?


* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell

What Christmas carols would be heard in a psychiatrist 's office?
I'm sharing this one with friends. LOL
Reply:My niece is number 11
Reply:This was cool!!!
Reply:Thanks for the laugh - very funny - a star for you! CJ
Reply:Good One Wall, did you just wake up?


Where have you been for the last 2 hrs.


You missed some good ones.


Mad ones also lol
Reply:In Germany it would be 'God rest ye Jerry Mental men'
Reply:A star for you, those were absolutely wonderful and thank you!
Reply:Those are funny!