What Christmas carols would be heard in a psychiatrist 's office?

christmas carols for the insane


* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?


* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are


* 3. Dementia --- I Think Ill be Home for Christmas


* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me


* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and


Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees


and.....


* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me


* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open


Fire


* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, im Gonna Cry, Im


Gonna Pout, Maybe Ill Tell You Why


* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the


Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?


* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell

What Christmas carols would be heard in a psychiatrist 's office?
OH MY GOD.........I love this!!! I needed that laugh so badly!


Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you....oops, did I just let my OCD show?!?
Reply:Give us some more please.


Thank you .
Reply:A little something you picked up in the waiting room ? -- chuckle
Reply:It Came Upon a Midnight Clearly To Take Me Back Home to my planet REALLY!





Cute - made me laugh out loud!
Reply:Wonderful! Hilarious! Is this considered chatting? I hope not. Have a cool Yule.
Reply:And don't forgot the those obsessive compulsive gamesters who ignore the fire engulfing the lobby --- Chess Nuts Roasting on an Open Foyer.
Reply:LOL... just before my battery dies on this laptop I will say thank you!!
Reply:As a mental health professional with 20+ years experience, now retired, I can only say I sure wish I had read your question decades ago. It sure would've been uplifting and cheering at Christmas. But then, to many of my patients, such songs might've put them into another psychotic episode or acting out behavior, and I'd've been in real trouble then, LOL. But, I always remember, just because your paranoid doesn't mean someone's NOT out to get you!! Have a great day. God Bless you.
Reply:Cute. Someone has a sense of humor, and it isnt the dummy who is passing out the thumbs down to everyone. So dont forget ME.
Reply:I wish I could give you more than one star. This is excellent!!! I am still laughing.
Reply:Jingle bells its the bells Esmeralda its those jingling bells
Reply:LOL FUNNY! Thanks so much for sharing these. I haven't


seen this one before. So it's worth passing on for the season.


You're a new face in town, aren't you? LOL. Well we sure


welcome you and thanks for dropping in. Come back again,


we'd like to see you here more often :)
Reply:That was awesome!! Ill have to show this to my doctor
Reply:I work for a Mental Health Organization and this Christmas Carols for the disturbed email was passed along to all the staff last year!





It is just too Hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
Reply:Those are good. Your shrink must have a sense of humor.
Reply:AWE LMAO