**Christmas Songs For Shrinks**?

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear





Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented Are!





Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!





Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas





Paranoia: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town To Get Me





Mania: Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town





Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely





Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, then maybe I'll tell you why!





Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock





Suicidal: Thoughts of Roasting On an Open Fire





Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (then took away

**Christmas Songs For Shrinks**?
hahahahaha those are awesome!
Reply:your little thingys, whatever they are, are really beginning to annoy me now..
Reply:very funny