Christmas Songs for Shrinks?

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?


Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented Are.





Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!





Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas.





Paranoia: Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me.





Mania: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town.





Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.





Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, then maybe I'll tell you why!





Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock





Suicidal: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire





Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (then took away).

Christmas Songs for Shrinks?
Lol that's funny!
Reply:LMFAO!!! That is hysterical. Did you make those up or find them somewhere???





Here's some more:





Kleptomania: I'll be home for Christmas and I'll take all your stuff.





Gender Identity Disorder: The Little Drummer Boy...or Girl...





Pyromania: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...fire...fire...





ADHD: On the first day of Chr.... Jingle Bells, jingle bel...the first noel, the angels did...frosty the snowman was a jol....





Amnesia: Who's got a beard that's long and white? Ummm....





Hypochondria: Oh the weather outside is frightful, and it gave me the flu, an ear infection, hives, frostbite, herpes, a sore throat, and ebola.
Reply:Sharp mind have you....good show and all that...
Reply:really great!!!


you are jack of all and master of all.
Reply:Are you a comedian? Your pretty darn funny. lol
Reply:You will have to put that back out around Christmas time !!!!
Reply:ha ha